what i saw tonight…
first off i would like to state that the retarded people who work at the burger king at sunset and la brea had the tard swith on high tonight…my total was $3.61 and i handed the girl $20.61 with the sixty-one represented as six dimes and a penny…the girl stared at it for a good minute trying to compute the value of the coins and then told her i gave her the wrong amount…no darlin, what i gave you was a math problem…a very easy math problem…a very easy math problem that if you only stayed awake in math class and not dropped out of high school in the first place you could easily figure out and hand me my food but no…she consulted her co-worker about the change situation and it took longer than expected to get my change and my food…then i get home and i peel the bottom bun off one of my double cheeses olny to find that instead of using a bottom patty they substituted it with two tiny burger shot burger patties…tards…they make my food…anyway i saw something tonight…i saw a girl get onstage for the second time…i saw her last week for the first time and she nailed it…tonight she did the same thing…for a sophomore attempt i was impressed and that’s not something i say often but i didn’t just see a girl go up and do comedy…i saw someone who has it…potential…you can spot a natural sometimes and it isn’t too often…she had stage prescence, likeability, charm, delivery, timing and good jokes, which is more than what i can say for most female comics…blah blah blah my boyfriend…blah blah blah my problems…blah blah blah i’m a whore…blah blah blah blah!!! she wasn’t that…she was good though, and even as i sit here and give her anonymous praise because i can’t remember her name for the life of me she’s got a long way to go…she’s got a good five minutes…let’s see what ten sounds like…
